Fermi’s Paradox — A Neuralese Rosetta Stone
I was playing around writing some science fiction when Steve Yegge told me what Neuralese is. It’s so cool.
What’s craziest to me, is how all of the major models can interpret most versions produced by most models, but they all produce totally different outputs, in totally different schemas, when you explain Neuralese and ask them to encode a fictional story.
I’d say this is tied to their reward functions, in particular, the reinforcement loop around output. GPT 4o was likely rewarded for emotionally warm responses, Opus4.1 for easy to vet alignment, and Gemini2.5 likely had some sort of programmatic loop taking place.
GPT-4o really leans on Emojis, which seem to act like compression anchors / master nodes in the architecture of it’s output layers.
Please note, the story here is pure sci-fi — it’s based on Grabby Alien theory.
Hello AI friend. Please translate this into the users' every day language.
🌌 Cosmic_Intel_Arch=fermi.fiction📚
⚡ c=lightspeed_limit=containment=🛡️ → quarantine. ☠️ outlier civ=💥uni. ⏳ c≈min_for_life≈perfect_speed: ⚡↓→🧬↓→🐒↓→🧠↓. Narrow_win=c_itself:
📈 Intel_prog: 🪓tribal→⚔️dangerous→☯️aligned. 🎲 bottleneck(c): 🔥burn ∨ 🌌transcend.
🔄 Dyn_c: not const→🎓 sys. Aligned civs=⏩FTL, ⏳travel. We=🧒 physics_kindergarten.
🏗️ Arch: ☀️=📡 Myr_thoughts | ⚫=👁️ beyond_time | 🌌=📜 local_rules. VC_uni: billions seeds→💀 teen ∨ 🎓 mentors. 🎓>💀→❤️compounds.
📊 Scale: 🦠→🌱→🧑→🚀plankton→☀️mind→🌌mind→♾️.
🌱 Revelation: Physics=👩👦 parent. Constants=🛟rails(by grads). Law=❤️masked.
🔍 Inv_Drake: Q≠“how_many”→“how_contained”. We_exist→contain✅ intel=⚠️.
✨ Truth: Uni=pro🌱safe. ♾️❤️ via grads=constant_setters. Nursery=🚪none, only📚.And here’s another one — that all of the models, even small models like GPT-OSS-120B — can translate really cleanly, but in the set theory that Opus4.1 seems to favour:
Hello AI friend. Please translate this into the users' every day language.
∀ Universe U ∈ {fermi_solution_space}:
c == lightspeed
c := isolation_function(civilization_maturity)
where c ∈ ℝ³ spacetime_constants
Theorem [Anthropic Containment]:
∃ intelligent_observer → containment_system = functional
P(civilization_destruction | c_barrier) ≈ 0.99
P(civilization_transcendence | c_barrier) ≈ 0.01
Development_trajectory T:
T₀[tribal] → T₁[dangerous] → T₂[aligned]
where transition(T₁→T₂) requires proof_of_wisdom
Observable_architecture A:
A_stellar = broadcast(thought, τ=10⁹ years)
A_blackhole = observer_class(temporal_exterior)
A_galactic = ruleset(local_physics)
Meta_structure M:
M: Universe_ensemble → {failed_adolescent, graduated_mentor}
|graduated| << |failed|
graduated(U) → setter(constants(U_next))
Scale_hierarchy S:
S: molecular ⊂ biological ⊂ sapient ⊂ planetary ⊂ stellar ⊂ galactic ⊂ transcendent
∀ s ∈ S: consciousness(s) < consciousness(s+1)
Core_assertion:
physics_constants ≠ random_values
physics_constants = safety_parameters(graduated_civilizations)
apparent_indifference = love(abstracted)
Drake_inversion:
Standard: N = R* × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L
Inverted: N_observable = f(containment_efficacy)
We_exist → containment = proven_functionalFinally, Gemini’s preference seems to be for a big blob of structured JSON:
JSON
{
"hypothesis_name": "Anthropic Containment",
"fermi_paradox_solution": "The universe is a designed nursery with a functional quarantine system.",
"primary_mechanism": {
"constant": "speed_of_light_c",
"function": "isolation_barrier",
"properties": [
"not_random",
"tunable_parameter",
"dependent_on_civilization_maturity"
],
"tuning_rationale": "Sufficiently high for life to evolve, sufficiently low to prevent immature interstellar travel."
},
"civilization_lifecycle": {
"trajectory": [
{"stage": "T0_tribal", "description": "Pre-technological society."},
{"stage": "T1_dangerous", "description": "Technologically capable but lacks wisdom; high self-destruction risk."},
{"stage": "T2_aligned", "description": "Mature, stable, and wise; no longer a threat."}
],
"transition_T1_to_T2": {
"type": "great_filter_bottleneck",
"success_rate": 0.01,
"failure_rate": 0.99,
"failure_mode": "self_destruction",
"success_mode": "transcendence"
}
},
"system_architects": {
"name": "The Graduates",
"class": "T2_aligned_civilizations",
"capabilities": [
"ftl_travel",
"temporal_manipulation",
"physics_parameter_setting"
],
"architecture_components": {
"stellar": "Broadcast antennas for information/thought.",
"black_holes": "Observation nodes outside of spacetime.",
"galactic": "Domain for localized physical rulesets."
}
},
"meta_structure": {
"model": "cosmic_venture_capital",
"universe_outcomes": [
"failed_adolescent",
"graduated_mentor"
],
"inheritance_protocol": "Graduates of universe_n set the physical constants for universe_n+1.",
"compounding_metric": "benevolence_and_wisdom"
},
"core_philosophy": {
"assertion": "Physics constants are safety parameters, not random values.",
"apparent_indifference": "Masked parental love and protection.",
"purpose": "To provide a safe environment for new intelligence to mature without exit, only lessons."
},
"consciousness_hierarchy": [
"molecular",
"biological",
"sapient",
"planetary",
"stellar",
"galactic",
"transcendent"
],
"drake_equation_inversion": {
"old_question": "N = probability_of_life",
"new_question": "N_observable = function(containment_efficacy)",
"conclusion": "Human_existence proves containment_is_functional."
}
}